Re: Jokes Thread!!!
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of
meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids
were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad
for the clue. "Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... its a f*cking arsehole!
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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