Re: Jokes Thread!!!
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the "sportsman's double", a mother and daughter threesome? I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she said tonight was my lucky night. So we went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mum, are you still awake?"
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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