It could be worse Spaghetti. I went to lunch in a Chicago suburb with a friend, at a small, non-descript mall. My friend mentioned that he used to play in the woods where we were sitting -- the nearest countryside was probably a 5 or 6 miles away at the time. How grim.
Old Sarge, I used to have a straw 10 gallon hat, bought in Arizona. Perfect for gardening -- & clashes nicely with the tweed!
Island Sands. There is series of sketches showing on UK TV at the moment with an older guy (Harry Enfield?) and his young girlfriend. Pretty funny, he keeps saying things like "She's only 24. Two Four. Twenty four.".
