[bdurrett]

Originally Posted by Bill

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, the house, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, when you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


Moral: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right . . . and the other one is the husband.

--Bill

That just goes hand in hand with the old Hawai'ian saying:

"When Mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy...
When Papa ain't happy, don't nobody care!"