Holy COW.....What have you done to yourself!!!!!!
Only joking....But hey....feed me a few mojito's (mix drinks) and I might think about it!!!!!
I've been known to quickly grow a fine set of beer goggles!!!!!
How'd you know I was a military man?
I served a few years not to far from Dubai in a god forsaken country we all know as Iraq. I also spent a year in the Gulf of Oman on a small fast attack vessle.
I suppose that snorkeling vid of you is from 20 years ago? I bet your mother looks better than the lady in the photo...Unless that IS your mother!

Actually it looks like me with hair and a bikini!!!!!!!!
P.S. I put up a NEW pic of me too.....Check it out!!!!