Re: Lost gear - the ultimate tale of woe
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Nicely written. My dive buddy lost his alien with day-glo green impulse III attached - early last april at about 20 meters. Realizing he'd lost it he wisely swam 50 meters or so over to where I was - in order to point out the spot ...in open water...without having triangulated from any land referents...
With the compassion that comes from not having done anything that stupid in awhile I softly told him 'what the F(&^@ is that matter with you, you moronic little b(*&h? Your supposted to F##$%^ triangulate; dips*&t. Get away from me, I feel stupid just breathing next to you.' He's a strange guy - humiliation helps him relax - and having other people blame him keeps him from blaming himself - which is much worse.. I gave him my omer olympia.
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