Okay, you right bastards, and I do mean "right." What right have you to start this hilariously offensive and pant-wetting thread without me? Everyone knows that Canadians have evolved far beyond the shackles of the Old World cultures of Europe. And we're on top of the USA on the map, and in so many other ways. So, off to the self-flagellation chambers to all of you for disobeying orders that you should have know about.
And Fondueset, do you have a license to be so f%^*ing funny? I hope so, 'cause otherwise you're gonna pay. In Canadian dollars!!!!
Canada invented comedy. All the best comedians in Hollywood come from Canada and Monty Python only became funny after they all spent a weekend in a log cabin in northern Quebec with only maple syrup, Canadian Club whiskey and some smoked beaver and the peerless company of Mesrrs Ovide and Tit-Jean Rubberboot, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police groupies (pre-Disney license), and Pamela Anderson, pre-boob job (bet you didn't know she was my girlfriend in high school!). Yes, that's right, American pop-culture is a secret plot to relegate our armed and dangerous neighbour to the south to it's rightful place: a playground for Canadian nobility.
Let that be a warning to Europe: you're next!
I can't believe I left my computer alone for a week and you all get uppity.
King Canuck
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