Oh goody! My fave thread back to life.
Is this then a pertinent time to mention what is probably Americas greatest contribution to world fashion: mom jeans? Those high waisted, flatbutt covering tapering tools of fashion disaster. Worn ideally, in a sad world, with white "running" (cough cough) shoes and fluffy white (the bunnies make a come back) socks.
Judge, jury; if you please