Ah, my young padoine. You are as yet unschooled in the ways of cosmic machismo. Ugly things, in moderation of course, enhance the density of the testicles. We must have this fin!
What I think is that such a long blade will give more travel with less body movement and that the footpockets will go a ways toward cleaning up the slop with normal full pockets. It could be jolly efficient.
Spaghetti; please send one along at your earliest convenience. In return I shall reward you with a petoskey stone.
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