[Pastor]

As most of you know I am of the mathematical persuasion and would like to present to you the mathematical proof that women are in fact evil:

women require time and money therefore:
.................................................. ........women = time * money
Time is Money therefore;
.................................................. ........Time = money
and;
.................................................. ........Women = Money (squared)
But
.................................................. ........Money is the root of all evil
Therefore;
.................................................. ........Money (squared) = evil
From above;
.................................................. ........women = money (squared)
Therefore;
.................................................. ........Women = evil