[octpora]

Have you ever been pursued by a vengeful GP tug? with a harpoon gun trained at you? on the back of a whale? Didn't think so! But that is where I now found myself.

As the water had passed over my head, i wished for two things and a drink of single malt. That is, a personal best freedive to elude the floating hell-hole's search, a bar of soap to remove the stench, and make that a double whiskey. Sardines and krill were going belly up as I passed, they aided by the oil slick, and I by the realization after my drop from the deck. Up there, someone wanted me back.

"Stay calm" I reminded myself, "Relax and use less air. At least this way you get a bath before the end."

Almost a cloud in the deep water pixel effect, there was a white shape forming below me. I really thought at first it was the end, then that maybe the GPers had some phone line straight to Moby Dick and would have me sacrificed early if they couldn't have me later. So surreal, it was indeed a white whale coming at me, and it had a wooden leg lodged in its teeth.