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Originally Posted by hyeparis
Well, why do you think the wife of this great writer has told him that his penis is small in the first place?
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Perhaps she was mis-heard & what she really said of the great writer is that "his pen is small"?

Didn't Wilde say "the pen-is mightier than the sword"?
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Originally Posted by Spaniard
I always try and whip mine out on a first date; doesn't always go to plan though. Oh well good job i'm out of the dating game now...................
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Originally Posted by Spaniard
The fumbling bit is foreplay to me, once around the Mulberry bush, fag, night love.
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I take it that's not the American use or Eton "fag"?!
