The most "back-handed" compliment a guy could get might be....
"Da%&! I'm sure glad that you aren't as big as my last boyfriend. At least it doesn't hurt!"
You'd have to wonder if that really WAS a compliment or not......

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Bret Durrett
Frankfurt am Main, Germany
"Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)