I live in Edmonton Alberta- the closest ocean is at Vancouver or Prince Rupert BC. If I remember from school, Canada was the 2nd largest country after the old CCCP.
I hunt in the lakes inland mostly, and look forward to my sea experiences.
I actually tried a medical condom cather device with a tube running out the suit but it didn't work well at all. Buying the correct size is embarrassing as you know you'll shrink

, plus the glue on the catheter is torture when you take it off


! Now I just don't drink any caffeine on the day I'm going diving. If I have to, I can usually swim to shore, stand up and pee with only my feet in the water.