Hmm put on a pair of latex gloves (You know, the ones from the first aid kit).
Put the neoprene ones on over the latex.
Take both off at once. You might have to blow into the latex gloves so they come off.
Inflate the latex gloves as far as You dare and seal them.
Leave the gloves like that for a while, preferably in a warm spot.
Do this whenever You're not using them, until they remember their place.
