People in this forum are too respectful and polite to mention the Darwin Awards, but this is actually worth a nomination to the Darwin Awards. Oh, yes it is!
Too many things can go wrong. No spearo with experience and awareness of what he's doing would ever do such a thing.
And anyway: paddling a kayak in the silence of an open tropical sea will be poetic enough, and hunting on a 5km off shore mako infested coral reef will be adventurous enough, to satisfy your craving for a special day.
Get a kayak and have fun
