Redneck vasectomy
Billy bob walks into a doctors office to ask about getting a vasectomy.
BB "Doc me and my wife here(causin) dont want to have any more kids. We have 8 already and there just aint any room left in the trailer. Im thinkin of getten me one of those vasectomy thingi ma jiggers"
Doc "well you do know that these arnt cheap procedures dont you?"
BB "do you have anything cheap"
Doc "tell you what, here is an easy fix for your problem. Go home and find a Coke can. Take an M-80(all hicks have stockpiles of m-80s
) light the m-80 and stick it in the can. Hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. This will solve all your worries."
BB "I may not be the sharpest bulb in the box but I dont see how thats goin to help my sitiation that much"
Doc "Trust me"
A few hours later at home bill gathers all the nececities for this procedure. He lights the m-80 throws it in the can and holds it to his ear. He then raises his other arm and begins to count with his fingers.
1...2....3....4....5....,when he runs out of fingers to count he then lowers the can and places it between his legs,raises his now free hand and 6....7....
