[hyeparis]

what do you mean by saying that "a pastor" not "the pastor"??? You mean "the Pastor is not a pastor?" What about all intimate confessions I have made to him privately??? Ah??? I knew there was something fishy when he ordered me to repent by sending him a topless picture of the best sheep at my farm in Armenia!
Speaking of sheep, Island Sands, I will be prepared to abandon my principle of only marrying up and make you my second most senior wife. You won't even have to cook or clean the house, if in addition to teaching freediving for money, you will agree to run small errands as well as herd sheep and milk goats. You see, every wife has to pay off otherwise the marriage as an institution will become bankrupt.