[felipe felop]

how do you get eight politicians in a canoe to go over a weir into a water turbine & through the same hole at once,mmm now let me see
1.did they phone a friend first or go for 50/50
2.ask the audience
3.was it cos the spanish won the cup
4.was there a corned beef shortage
5.they were mugabes muckers & he would stop there pocket money
6.fathers for justice
7.council tax,food,fuel,electric,gas price increase
8.mum said there weren't allowed out to play in boats
9.paddling to work to reduce the carbon footprint
10.not listening to the the people that voted them in
11.lets play chicken
12.100 grockles says our canoe is faster than yours
13.carlsberg,probably the wildest ride of your life
14.told em the first one through gets free school dinners for the kids
15.free canoeing holidays for british politicians on hydro electric dams
16.free air miles & supermarket club points
16.watching your kids faces,cos you paid 2000 euros each for the canoes,priceless
17.cos they can't run an aston martin on left over wine,like mine
18.olympic slalom trials for the deranged
19.they came in last in the gloucester cheese rolling contest & conker championships
20.the winner of the self-slapping contest if you survived the canoe trip
i hope your article is a joke otherwise i am in trouble again, please don't take offence anyone 'cos its not meant to be malicious,ex-forces see,gotto always look on the bright side of life in the face of death,you know who you are,stay calm & dive safe & smile cos good will come from this, always does one way or the other