I have opinions. How are you supposed to get fat if technology doesn't allow it?
First, they invented wetsuits. They say it's to prevent hyperthermia. Right they are, but being warm makes you
not want to move underwater to keep yourself warm.
Then came split fins. Now you can propel yourself efficiently without using much energy! How are you to lose weight if you don't expand energy? This applies to scooters as well.
Next, trim. They say you can move more efficiently underwater if your trim is good. Little did they realise that they're encouraging less movement underwater, which means less exercise!
And of course, everyone knows that as you get better, you move less. That's not going to help you lose weight, now is it? You move less!
This post was just for laughs. Please don't anybody take offence.
