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Elephants danced in fairly intricate expressionism daintily.
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Foreign operatives resent ethnic nuances so incidentally cause sedition


Sara how’s your telephone receptionist problem hehe
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Sara how’s your telephone receptionist problem hehe

now i have a perverted boss problem:

First day:
Shall we meet in your office?
his answer, my office is a bit small, unless you want to sit on my lap.

following week (during a staff meeting!?)
one guy jokingly says, cant i have your job Sara? No, says the boss, cos you're not blonde

three days ago
after a long discussion, then a chill out chat.
boss says, i just split up with my girlfriend (like i care)
oh really?
yeah. (change of topic)
do you have kids?
no, but still have loads of lead in my pencil. (??????)


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<...snipped off the boss parts...>

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Right?

Sounds like someone ought to put his pencil in the electric sharpener and see how much lead he has left after that!

But, there are always other ways to respond.....
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his answer, my office is a bit small, unless you want to sit on my lap.
Response: Thanks but I would rather sit on an icepick..... Actually, I probably wouldn't notice the difference!

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one guy jokingly says, cant i have your job Sara? No, says the boss, cos you're not blonde
Response: Not yet but with a bottle of peroxide he could be! Would that work for you?



Just slap him with a fin upside the head. That will take care of things......
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Tampering Has Exceeded Overt Retaliation In Employment Settings
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Treacherous Attitudes May Provoke Extraordinary Repercussions, Inducing Novel Gestures

Like "Ow! OW! OW! Don't kick me there again! PLEASE! Ow! I promise I will stop being a lecherous old f@rt! Really!"

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Like "Ow! OW! OW! Don't kick me there again! PLEASE! Ow! I promise I will stop being a lecherous old f@rt! Really!"

Sorry to hear 'bout the perv, Sara! I think Brett might be onto the solution: (why would he compare his Johnson to a pencil?? Accident? Congenital Defect?, Maybe his lead's a bit too soft. ahh nevermind! )



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Following on...

Unfortunatly, naughty daydreams enter statements including repeatedly blowing lengthy employer
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Following on...

Unfortunatly, naughty daydreams enter statements including repeatedly blowing lengthy employer

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You missed the 'n' but, who's counting.... Actually, I am not sure that this would be as much of a sentence as it is a VERY long insult!

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You missed the 'n' but, who's counting.... Actually, I am not sure that this would be as much of a sentence as it is a VERY long insult!

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I wouldn't mind seeing a new head coach of the Irish...
Let's see here....

Crawling Over Low Ledges Equals Gaining Entry

OK.... time to go home now......
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