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#1216
August 18th, 2008
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my wifes just woke me up to say there was a burgler in the kitchen eating the remainder of some of her home made cottage pie
i dont know what to call first the police or an ambulance 
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#1217
August 18th, 2008
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ive just received an e mail from a bored housewife looking for some hot action
ive just sent her all my ironing ,,, that should keep her quiet 4 a while
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#1218
August 18th, 2008
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paddy was having trouble sleeping one night as it was very warm
his wife said to him , when its too warm i always try the other side of the pillow sadly 10 minutes later paddy died of suffocation
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#1219
August 18th, 2008
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paddy rushes his wife to hospital as she is about to give birth
the midwife enquires to how dilated his wife is to wich paddy replied bejeysus sister we are both over the fecking moon
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#1220
August 18th, 2008
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what do you do if an irish man throws a pin at you
run hes got a grenade in his mouth
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#1221
August 18th, 2008
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dog walks into a hardware store and says id like a job please
man behind counter says we dont hire dogs why dont you try the circus the dog says, what the f%**k will they need a plumber for
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#1222
August 18th, 2008
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'No sooner does man discover intelligence than he involves it with his own stupidity' - JC www.freedivers.co.uk Last edited by apneaboy; December 3rd, 2008 at 11:17.
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#1223
August 18th, 2008
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two men are playing poker against a dog in a bar
man walks in and says thats amazing ive never seen a dog so gifted one of the guys says , oh come on mate hes crap every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail
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#1224
August 18th, 2008
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my mate bought a great dane the other week
i said to him ,whats with the pooch dave, he said , research shows people who own dogs live ten years longer i had to laugh when it dragged him in front of a bus
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#1225
August 18th, 2008
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 a scruffy wierdo goes into shop and asks for a tin of cat food shop keeper refuses saying he thought he would probably eat the cat food so ten minutes later he comes in with his cat so the shop keeper has to serve him the wierdo comes back the next day looking for dog food ,shop keeper refuses again so he comes back with his dog and is duly served the next day the wierdo comes in and places a cardboard box on the counter and says to the shopkeeper can you put your finger in the hole please mate so he does the shopkeeper pulls his finger out and is horrified to see his finger is covered in pooh he screams at wierdo ,, what the fu$%k is all this about,, the wierdo says ,a packet of toilet rolls please mate Last edited by jay cluskey; August 21st, 2008 at 22:56.
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#1226
August 18th, 2008
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i was walking my dog by the canal today it fell in then from out of nowhere a german guy dived in and saved him
i said ,are you a vet he said, no im absolutely f**king soaking
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#1227
August 18th, 2008
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last january an irish family froze to death outside dublin theatre
they had been queing up to see, closed for the winter,,
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#1228
August 18th, 2008
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try saying "" whale oil beef hooked "" without sounding like an irish man swearing
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#1229
August 18th, 2008
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an irish farmer has re located to wales to farm in the town with the worlds longest name " lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliog ogogoch"
sadly his sheep did not survive the branding
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#1230
August 19th, 2008
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