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Re: Jokes Thread!!!

Cofucious say......"Man who run in front of car gets tired."

Confucious also say....."man who run BEHIND car get exhausted".
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Re: Jokes Thread!!!

Folks - can we please stop with all the sex jokes - they aren't PG13 and we are now having to consider deleting this whole thread if people do not conform to the rules we've asked people to obey.

This is the final warning.
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NOOOOOO dont delete it, its one of my fav. threads
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a hadron is a scientific joke .sorry. hadron coliding thing, that all the boffins are worried about
the world is going to turn into dark matter on all accounts on wednesday
so if it all goes pete tong ill see you thursday

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Re: Jokes Thread!!!

Want to hear a dirty joke: Pig fell in the Mud

Want to hear a clean joke: Pig took a shower
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Re: Jokes Thread!!!

This is a True Story: My 5 year old daughter got off the bus and said:

Daughter: Dad, are you gay?
Me: What?! No!

Daughter: Dad, Do you want to be gay?
Me: No, Why are you asking me this?

Daughter: Does your mom know you're gay?
Me: No....Wait!, What? (daughter laughs.... )

Nothing against the people of the gay community- Thinking back to it- it seems kinda funny- that a 5 year old would be asking me that.
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i was walking down the street when a guy at an atm asked me to check his balance for him

so i pushed him over
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i had to call to a public toilet it had two cubicles one of the doors was locked so i whent into the one next door . i dropped my trousers and sat down
a voice came from the cubicle next door and said to me " hello mate how are you doing"
although i thought it was a bit strange im not rude,i replied" not bad thanks"
after a short pause i heard " so what you up to then"
again i answered somewhat reluctantly" oh you know just having a quick number two , how about your self"
the next thing i heard was " sorry mate ill have to call you back ,ive got some soft ba%%tard in the cubicle next to me answering everything i say"

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going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who has got the better imaginary freind
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little johnny in class doing maths problems teacher asks him a question
jonny, if there are five birds on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many are left?
johnny says, none because all the others would fly away
teacher says , four actualy ,but i like the way you are thinking
little johnny replies,ihave a question for you now ,if there are three women eating ice cream cones in a shop ,one was licking her cone, one was biting her cone and the other was sucking her cone , witch of the women is married?
well, said the teacher nervously, i guess the one sucking the cone,,??
johnny says, wrong , the one with the wedding ring on , but i like the way you are thinking.....
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thank christ my infraction has cleared up
now for some realy bad stuff******** just kidding
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paddy says to mick ... a bit of advice mick ... if you gonna be making love with youre wife during the day make sure your curtains are closed .... all your neighbours have been saying they saw you yesterday....
mick says to paddy .... well the joke is on them nosy ba**tards then cos i was out at work all day yesterday
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Jay you bust me up. Remember...think of joke, laugh out loud at joke (we know you laugh out loud when alone-it's on youtube). Spell infraction twenty times...and then decide if you should type out the joke (or just PM it to me).

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Just for you Jay:

What goes....

vrooom--screech
vrooom--screech
vrooom--screech??????

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with all this talk about geneticaly modified food i always check the label before buying lamb wings
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