Women are evil, the proof!

[Mr. X]

Originally Posted by ocean_314

constant shagging? no she just wants one long shagg evey night.

You seem to know a lot about Pastor's wife!

Originally Posted by ocean_314

lmao damn i am bored i wish i could start working again.

Shame on you. Wash your mouth out. Sounds wonderful to me ... but maybe you want a bit more balance there?

[Pastor]

Originally Posted by Mr. X

You seem to know a lot about Pastor's wife!

Hey do I see a blackmail opportunity?

[sanso]

Originally Posted by Pastor

Well I have proven that women are evil beyond doubt, yours must either be defective or the deluxe model

Or an upgrade. He probably sent her to pimp my woman.

[hyeparis]

Another proof that women are evil is that I have read somewhere that Fitzgerald confided to Hemingway once that he was concerned about the size of his penis cause his wife had earlier told him it was small.

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Another proof that women are evil is that I have read somewhere that Fitzgerald confided to Hemingway once that he was concerned about the size of his penis cause his wife had earlier told him it was small.

thats a question i hate .... is my P small?

[hyeparis]

Well, why do you think the wife of this great writer has told him that his penis is small in the first place?

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Well, why do you think the wife of this great writer has told him that his penis is small in the first place?

Yes, its always great to get rid of the embarrassing moments up front its like getting the "bathroom thing" out the way early

[Spaniard]

I always try and whip mine out on a first date; doesn't always go to plan though. Oh well good job i'm out of the dating game now...................

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by Spaniard

I always try and whip mine out on a first date; doesn't always go to plan though. Oh well good job i'm out of the dating game now...................

You try WHIP it out??? WOW! Most men need to fumble quite a bit

[Spaniard]

The fumbling bit is foreplay to me, once around the Mulberry bush, fag, night love.

[hyeparis]

Well, I believe she has told him that him that his penis is small so he won't even think of trying to cheat on her to say less of leaving her for another woman.

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Well, I believe she has told him that him that his penis is small so he won't even think of trying to cheat on her to say less of leaving her for another woman.

Very clever

[spaghetti]

It took me a while to decide whether posting in this penis size discussion, or rather in the toilet paper discussion that's ongoing in another thread. Dilemma.
I finally decided to post here about penis, because I have a very important thing to say on his subject:
"There are women who prefer a small P and hate the big ones"
Comments? Comments?

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by spaghetti

It took me a while to decide whether posting in this penis size discussion, or rather in the toilet paper discussion that's ongoing in another thread. Dilemma.
I finally decided to post here about penis, because I have a very important thing to say on his subject:
"There are women who prefer a small P and hate the big ones"
Comments? Comments?

[spaghetti]

Originally Posted by island_sands

Please, feel free to comment....