Women are evil, the proof!

[hyeparis]

Originally Posted by island_sands

Very clever

And very evil too.

[bdurrett]

Originally Posted by island_sands

Doesn't the saying go "It ain't the size of the wave. It's the motion of the ocean.."

I guess whoever said that didn't surf......

[Pastor]

Originally Posted by bdurrett

Doesn't the saying go "It ain't the size of the wave. It's the motion of the ocean.."

I guess whoever said that didn't surf......

Or have a bloater for a girlfriend

[Marwan]

its hillarious that some guys ask women for feedback about size do they hand out a feedback form to rate the whole experience

[spaghetti]

Originally Posted by spaghetti

I have a very important thing to say on his subject:
"There are women who prefer a small P and hate the big ones"

To be honest
I thought this post could be a serious "reputation buster" and I expected LOTS of rep points from the not-so-well-endowed forum members...But no rep so far...
Come on guys, dont be SHY! It will remain between you and me...

[Pastor]

OI!! Don't go trying to steal my reputation as the biggest pr..k on deeperblue

[Marwan]

be sure to tell names on who gave you rep spago

[spaghetti]

Thanks for the rep, Marwan!

[Pastor]

Dude I need to spread it about a bit next time mate I'll slap a bit on Marwan to speed it up

[Mr. X]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Well, why do you think the wife of this great writer has told him that his penis is small in the first place?

Perhaps she was mis-heard & what she really said of the great writer is that "his pen is small"? Didn't Wilde say "the pen-is mightier than the sword"?

Originally Posted by Spaniard

I always try and whip mine out on a first date; doesn't always go to plan though. Oh well good job i'm out of the dating game now...................

Originally Posted by Spaniard

The fumbling bit is foreplay to me, once around the Mulberry bush, fag, night love.

I take it that's not the American use or Eton "fag"?!

[Marwan]

Originally Posted by spaghetti

Thanks for the rep, Marwan!

damn!! now everyone knows, ill have to buy another big Gun

[bdurrett]

The most "back-handed" compliment a guy could get might be....

"Da%&! I'm sure glad that you aren't as big as my last boyfriend. At least it doesn't hurt!"


You'd have to wonder if that really WAS a compliment or not......

[podge]

There’s some funny stuff here guys,
Rep for all, except Spaggie as we can’t have any untrue rumors now can we.

[ericvrp]

Hi Pastor,

You might be on to something here but you made at least one mistake in your logic. It's in the first line so the math has to be re-done completely.

You write: 'women require time and money therefore:
... women = time * money'

I assume that should be 'women = time + money'

cheers, Eric

[hyeparis]

2 Mr. X. I can see how one can make a Freudian slip on this. Albeit I think other objects usually prompt association with penises, not pens. In general, I regret that discussion of such an omni- important subject, as the evil nature of women, has been reduced to small talk on size of male organs.