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God how did I miss this thread? Right, I'll marry the lot of you, shag loads of concubines, be Sands norty-slave, carry Podge about, cook for Spaghetti and read to Hypo-man whilst nubile netball-players stuff grapes into his mouth!

You been at that pop again mate, I can almost see you doing most of that but lets be fair “carry me about” What you been drinking????
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It's footie drinking night plus I found my liver behind the teapot so i'm bashing it!
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It's footie drinking night plus I found my liver behind the teapot so i'm bashing it!


So it’s Wednesday wineos this week then?? I guess a change is as good as a rest, I’ll get me bottle Gin out and be right back
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Nah doesnt beat the Brazilian wax
Some say a picture is worth 1000 words. Well, in my mind, this sentence is worth a thousand pictures! My poor virgin imagination has been destroyed by this thread.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me!!!

I am not sure why, but some of the posts in this thread (which BTW was supposed to be about my birthday) are incomprehensible for me. Is this because I am not a native speaker or because I am an innocent 38-year old boy? What the hell is Brazilian wax???
And what was that Island Sands' non-English post with the Italian for penis all about? Anyway I re-affirmy my offer to Island Sands, if not the Spaniard. And I won't mind her polishing the silverware as long as she does in her own free time because that hobby of hers doesn't pay.
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Oh it’ll pay baby it’ll pay big!!
Put me down for my silver to get a good polishing at least twice a week and you can name yer price…
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I am not sure why, but some of the posts in this thread (which BTW was supposed to be about my birthday) are incomprehensible for me. Is this because I am not a native speaker or because I am an innocent 38-year old boy? What the hell is Brazilian wax???
And what was that Island Sands' non-English post with the Italian for penis all about? Anyway I re-affirmy my offer to Island Sands, if not the Spaniard. And I won't mind her polishing the silverware as long as she does in her own free time because that hobby of hers doesn't pay.
ummmm

Just google "brazilian wax"
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Ha! Why should I pay for something that would be my wife's marital duty?
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Re: Happy Birthday to Me!!!

Congrats Mate...just saw this today!!!

I have some birthday messages from the 3 wifes and the Burro you left here in Cascais during your stay...but i will send it to you on a PM! I must say they all miss you...especially the Burro...i only see sadness in his eyes since you left.

Again...hope you had a great birthday (i know you did)!

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El burro sabe mas que hyeparis de todos los otros en el mundo... Y hyeparis gustaria el amor del burro muchos veces mas. Sorry its in spanish, not portugeese, but I think it conveys their feelings for each other very well from what Ive heard.
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Congrats Mate...just saw this today!!!

I have some birthday messages from the 3 wifes and the Burro you left here in Cascais during your stay...but i will send it to you on a PM! I must say they all miss you...especially the Burro...i only see sadness in his eyes since you left.

Again...hope you had a great birthday (i know you did)!

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so feel free to make your move on the donkey
ahhh i was expecting you to tell me this for long time thank you very much! You are a true friend! but you know me...always thinking in others...so i will just keep him warm until you return
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"keep HIM warm"???? What do you mean???? I was not that drunk. It was she, not he! You can keep as many male donkeys warm as you want, but keep me out of this.
PS Isn't male donkey referred to as an ass?
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"keep HIM warm"???? What do you mean???? I was not that drunk. It was she, not he! You can keep as many male donkeys warm as you want, but keep me out of this.
My friend...dont forget i've got photos...and we were all drunk...but i can assure you it was a Burro not a Burra!



A burro looking at a nice piece of ass but don't worry no one is judging you...or me...

By the way why is Pastor so quit about all of this???

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Pastor has remained surprisingly silent through all of these shenanagins.
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