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August 29th, 2008
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I know i'm asking for trouble posting this but do any of you rocket-scientists have tips/suggestions on inducing birth? My wife is 4 days overdue and I'm bored waiting......Hopefully something that can be administered stealthily so only me and all you lot know
 Yours waitingly, Spaniard 
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#2
August 29th, 2008
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Orgasms, seriously. Get at it brother!
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#7
August 29th, 2008
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spaniard try curry or go for a drive over some speed bumps or even best case scenario some ,good ,ye know , or all of the above good luck
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#8
August 29th, 2008
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Only Friday nights eh? Then I guess the Battery Buddy is in order then haha!
Cheers and best wishes on the new sprog when it gets out.
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August 29th, 2008
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I am serious about the orgasms though, it's a fact. Hers, not yours.
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August 29th, 2008
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my wife has just said ,when the apple is ready it shall drop from the tree, pity she cant remember such about our daughters birth
dont mean to scare you mate but she was like the bloody exorcist quick tip mate stay at the kop end dont go down the anfield road end
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#13
August 29th, 2008
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Washing windows. That's was the trick of our grandmothers, but worked with my wife perfectly too! At least that's what she told me, but now when I hear Erik, I am not so sure if she told me the full truth - I just came back from the work and had to drive her to the hospital, and did not think about checking the windows!
Wishing good luck and perfectly healthy child (and the mother too, of course)! Last edited by trux; August 29th, 2008 at 21:37.
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#15
August 29th, 2008
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i'll second the "bit of nooky" route. Or a pisco sour and long walk. Don't let the doctors use any of that inducing crap medicine and stuff to better suit their agendas (or do they only try that on in the 3rd world like here?)
best of luck matey and have a few last nights of good sleep...... 
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