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Swine flu - all pork shops closed

The UAE has banned the sale and import of pork now, and all pork shops have closed.

They are worried we will all get


We dont interact with pigs, we just eat them. There is a difference!

There were lots of indignant Philippinos in the office this morning Poor buggers have been robbed of their staple diet
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Hmpf! Sharia through the back door.
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Re: Swine flu - all pork shops closed

Still a bit of a worry?
There are 4 suspected cases on our neighbouring Island of Jersey - only 20 miles from my house (20 miles of sea).
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Plenty of alcohol, a wire brush and a bottle of detol.
That’ll sort it out!
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Yesterday, I went to the mexican restaurant and ordered a pork burrito. Damn good. mmm mmmm mmmm
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i called the nhs health line today

all that i could hear was crackling
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ive broken out in rashers
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Re: Swine flu - all pork shops closed

blonde rings hubby up to tell him she has ran out of petrol
whats the problem? he asked
im scared to fill up with all the swine flu at the garage!! she replied
mexico you daft cow!!!! not texico!!!!!!!
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Pavlovian training, scaremongering, keeping the herd in submission, fear and confusion. - Oh please do something, safe me!

Surrender now to your white coated experts and big pharmacy, go and take your shots - we just had a few million doses ready and sold to your government. There are limited supplies, so be quick, you never know when the next one will come! They are high-tech with super secret ingredients which might help. Though our product is the best we cannot accept any responsibility to any 'side effects', in such cases it's your fault, your bad genes you see*.

Rest, warmth, swatting, Vitamin C, water, keep your head cool.

When your better, regained your strength, you might want to read this:
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** would you buy a car that might work?, well I think most would do when there is enough fear...
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It's quite interesting to discover that it's causing death through heart failure.
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I'm off to get some oinkment!!
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i called the nhs health line today

all that i could hear was crackling
Ha ha ha... that one takes the prize. Clean and funny.

If you don't want to catch pig flu don't root round.
.... sorry.

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And these are the guys who want to tell us what to do.
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