DB's August Contest!!

[cjborgert]

Shallow Water Brownout

[cjborgert]

Going With The Flow

[cjborgert]

For easier beach entries, ride the rip-tides;
For easier bathroom entries, ride the rip-turds.

[cjborgert]

Careful Scott, I think you're past the light-zone.

[scott]

What did I have to do with this... not even I venture into these type of sinkholes .

Scott

[cjborgert]

Scott,

My sincere apologies . . . . Im afraid you were just the innocent victim of my overzealous drive to finally win some kind of freediving contest.

I just don't know what has gotten hold of me here . . . these (stupid) contests of sven's are just soooo engaging that I lost all sense of perspective . . .




- that must be Jeff.

[Ward2]

- 'As far as Plumbers go, Bob was a little...eccentric.'

- 'Another example of why you should never mix business with pleasure.'

- '...And this years Darwin Award goes to a young man who accidentally flushed himself while practicing "static apnea" in a vacuum operated toilet.'

- 'Ah, to be young again.'

- 'To boldly "Go" as no man has gone before.'

- 'Yet another novel method for practicing equalization techniques.'

- 'Remember: the most committed wins.’

- 'Ernie's "No-Limits" simulator.'

- 'The performance artist formerly known as "#2".'

Somebody stop me!

Ward

[Ward2]

Deleted scenes from the Big Blue

- " I have to go and see ".

- " What kind of man has such a family ".

- " I'll only be five minutes ".

- " ...At the depths these men are diving it's a physiological impossibility that that they can make it back to the surface. The pressure is so strong...”

I crack myself up...

Ward

[Ward2]

- 'Although it was too late for Steve now, he finally saw the wisdom in "putting the toilet seat down".'

- 'Some primitive seafaring cultures still sacrifice a diver to the "Porcelain God".'

- 'Few people know the real reason John Crapper invented the toilet.'

- 'When I bite into a York peppermint patty...'

- 'Yet another obtuse Mentos commercial.'

- 'While pioneering in spirit, early freediving competitions lacked imagination.'



Ward

[narked]

Fred would freedive wherever he thought he saw gold. Sadly, he was colourblind.

[Ward2]

- 'Freediving tip #102: "power" washing your gear.'

- 'Davie Jones often pondered where the fins in his locker went.'

- 'The horrible truth behind Newbie initiation into Freediving.'

- 'Another victim caught in "the wrong place at the wrong time".'

- 'To his detriment, little Billy neglected his fathers advice to "stay away from the rip current".'

OK, OK...

Ward

[icarus pacific]

Jeez, Ward! Have a little time on your hands?!

And Chris...stupid contests eh? And I was going to PM you to say hi. sigh.

sven

[icarus pacific]

I'll throw my hat in, not that I'm eligible...

"Man! This visibility is the shits!"

sven

[Kevin88]

"it smells so bad u can actualy smell under water."

[Kevin88]

Uhh I think you should get a pool.