DB's August Contest!!

[Abriapnea]

"Sven disposing of his Riffe collection after testing my railgun"

(Sorry I.P. ; managed to resist for two days ... )

[Kayak Diver]

" Sven dives deep in search of the elusive brown trout"

" I've been told I was a shitty diver"

" And away go my Escapez's down the drown... Diver Rooter"

This shot gives new meaning to the phrase " Plumber's Helper"

[andrsn]

twinkle, twinkle, little star,
how I wonder what you are.

i see you in this state of trance,
holding my breath while dropping my pants.

anyone smarter would install a fan,
to avoid doing statics while on the can.

but, as the light here fades to somber glitter
i bump the handle, and get sucked down the sh%#ter!

twinkle, twinkle, little star,
how I wonder what you are.

[icarus pacific]

...up above the World so high, now please get your hand off of my thigh.

sven

[divingdaisy]

"I could never imagine that it would be my fins who got stuck..

I guess the scuba tanks were just too much
but what should a girl do to train for her cavediving?? "

"Never try to exit with your feet first"

"How the hell can I help my buddy down there??"

"Am I that ugly in the morning?? He could have taken the door.. "

"The FBI got stuck trying to find BinLaden "

[efattah]

"The call of the deep..."

"S & M gone bad....."

"The safest way to practice water equalizing..."

"The rushing water floods the sinuses..."

"I never even heard his screams - Wife "

"Trying to catch a ride to the real ocean..."

"Failed attempt at static training..."

"A landlocked diver just couldn't take it anymore..."

"Wife's attempt at a freediving insurance scam..."




Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

[Iyadiver]

" Honey, I shrunk Daddy .......Part III "

" The Abbyss "

" The Spy who Flushed Me....Austin Powers"

" Who Flushed Roger Rabbit ? .......the Movie "


You think you just had too much garlic, cheese and half done eggs............ No Problem !!!!! Kohler just introduced a self powered smell-go-away tools that come as standard equipment to their year 2002 Toilet Line. The revolutionary twin black carbon blades as seen in photo been proven in NASA wind tunnel testing to be very effective. Left hand to fan the toilet bowl, the other hand to fan ur nose, flutter style. Dolhin fanning not reccomended.
Highly reccomended for those not able to breath hold for 5 minutes.

Surgeon Warning : Strong morning smell maybe hazardeous to ur health, use ventilation tools when possible.

[Erik]

"...yeah, but is it REALLY a constant ballast dive if he gets to flush?"
Thank you,
Erik Y.

[Nicky]

The new breed of divers aren't satisfied with ocean life - they are feeling the urge to explore every continent.

[Erik]

Originally posted by efattah
"The call of the deep..."

"S & M gone bad....."

Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

....I told you guys he has a sense of humour
Cheers,
Eric's buddy Erik

[Abriapnea]

I dive here every morning .
I dive here quite a bit .
Have only one complaint :
Visibility is disappointing ...

[Murat]

Sorry guys i can not logýn few days coz i am ýn holiday.Anyway fýnally ý found a way to connect.I have also few words for captýon contest.

Sven ýs lookýing for new deep dýve spots and hope to fýnd some DELICIOUS fýsh ýn there

[Wishbone]

I think it's not my day, but anyways:

:: Recreational freediving...
:: The hunt of the brown morray...
:: "Canned freediver"
:: Freedive training in Colorado
:: Home-based cave diving
:: Blue water hunting
:: Turbulence testing procedure for fins
:: Freedivers' Protected Habitat

Ivan

[Bill]

As an airline employee(x) and someone that has cleaned the 'head' many times, I think that Sven should 'end the bidding' now and declare Wishbone the winner.
"Blue Water Hunting" almost did me in.

Aloha
Bill

[M-2]

Said by a great white looking into the toilet and speaking like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers:

"Augh! Diver? I didn't have any diver!"