DB's SEPTEMBER Contest!!

[Iyadiver]

" Must ask Terry (Maas ) to make his book a bit bigger than this magazine. Stealth reading "

[SASpearo]

Sven's Secret to succesfull hyperventilation

[Vodouch]

Choosing proper freediving wetsuit is not an easy task.



Victoria’s secret freediving catalogue: suits that make you really wet!

[Kayak Diver]

Using an old trick he learned back in high school, Sven impress' the instructor with how intently he studies the manual.

[Jon]

"I wonder if she got that way by pack stretching?"

Jon

[Stephan Whelan]

"Despite coming top in his class - Sven failed to notice the catalogue was larger than his textbook"

"When Sven begins to forget why he needs to come back up from a dive, his trusty Victoria Secret catalogue always comes in handy"


...I don't suppose I should ask why you have a Victoria Secret catalogue??

[Griff]

-hmm, it looks like i'll need a thicker rubber


Mark

[Iyadiver]

"Damn, Bill Gates must be looking at the real things, while I get only the print !! "


" I wonder if those bikinis strings can hold if a Tuna drag her on my Riffe float ? "


" My my, don't I wish I am single again ? "

[rigdvr]

"Hmmm...definately going to have to get the 'skin in' 3mil with kelp camo in lace..."

"Damn I AM smooth after all..."

"Who's your Sultan?!?!?!"

[Vodouch]

Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part I
This time shy prey escaped, but not untouched.

[Vodouch]

Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part II
After long search, Sven finally identified lost species.

[Vodouch]

Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part III
Now he knows, what was wrong all these years.

He quits spearfishing to become one of the world's best lingerie photographers

[thin_air]

wondering if victoria's secret is the answer to finding the big abs...

[icarus pacific]

Originally posted by Stephan Whelan
[i]
...I don't suppose I should ask why you have a Victoria Secret catalogue??

uh...it's my son's?


sven

[Bill]

Sep contest entry;

'Sven uses his secret technique to get through week ten of the Testosterone Tolerance Tables'

and you thought I couldn't even spell alliteration.

Bill