DB's SEPTEMBER Contest!!

[Griff]

Now thats what I call tuna!

[Mad Max]

HOLA!

" The secrets of depth "

[livininthezoo]

"Where are the men's sizes???"

[RIphish]

Not suitable for children judges but I couldn't resist. Hey - what's the story behind that missing finger joint anyway?
Newby - Doug

[andrsn]

....how to falsify the "blood-shunting" and "bradycardia" theories!

[Gattaca]

"Oh thank God! Rebikoff's photo was almost impossible to masturbate to."

[RIphish]

Sven didn't learn his lesson. The teacher chopped off his finger the first time he was caught with the dirty magazine.

[icarus pacific]

Originally posted by RIphish
Hey - what's the story behind that missing finger joint anyway?
Newby - Doug

a. Mom said she'd cut off my finger if I kept picking my nose...
b. An Abalone clamped down and running out of breath, I whipped out my knife and freed myself...
c. Got into an argument with a table saw. And lost.


sven

[efattah]

And the freediving manual said,

'to reach long times in static apnea, one must learn to ignore the contractions. This is usually accomplished by extreme sexual arousal during the static. Use any available adult material to accomplish this during your breath-hold...'

And Sven obeyed.




Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

[RIphish]

The dive book said, "USE THE FRENZEL-FATTAH TECHNIQUE"
But in his dazed state he thought it said, "CHOSE A MIRACLE-BRA THIS WEEK."



(thanks for the inspiration Eric)

[RIphish]

The Miracle Bra beats the Frenzel-Fattah, any day of the week.

[Iyadiver]

HHHHmmmm, they do make "LOW-VOLUME" bikinis now adays...

[rigdvr]

"Sure glad I was able to rescue this issue from the bottom of the toilet last month!"

"With those upgraded muzzles I wonder if she is having any problems with recoil?"

"Got it, got it, need it, got it..."

[DeepThought]

'The search for the ultimate diving companion...'

'New techniques to make your brain require less oxygen...'

"Nice Buoys!!"

[Abriapnea]

Sven smoothly substitutes serious study with sexy supplement .