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#32
December 3rd, 2002
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Hahaha, nice Rig
OK, here's my feeble attempt at a song (neg karma me if you will, but this is the clean version!  )Sing it to "Come Out and Play (You Gotta Keep 'Em Seperated)" by The Offspring... Enjoy, safe diving! Put It Away (The Day The Spearo Culminated) ************************************ Like the latest fashion, (And probably spreading disease) He's got his girl hangin' there in the bathroom, They're getting jiggy with the greatest of ease. It goes down the same like the thousand before, And they end up in a pile on the cold bathroom floor. And after he's done he's gunna go for a swim, He's gunna go for a siwm, go for a swim, go for a swim... Hey! Man your buddies a sex freak? Pinch his gun. The day the spearo culminated. Hey! Man he's been in there all week? Pinch his gun. The day the spearo culminated. Hey-ay-ay we don't really mind, Now he's got those Omer comps he' will be out most of the ti-e-ime Hey-a-ay, put it away!
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#33
December 4th, 2002
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this is outta control...
 lovin' it!  sven
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#34
December 4th, 2002
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Loop, now that's what I call gettin into it!
How the hell are we supposed to compete w/ that! You've added a new dimension (or is that dimensia? ) to these things!  Anderson
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#35
December 4th, 2002
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 It ain't a caption, but.. Oh well since prose and poetry now intertwine.. "Oh how strong, oh how long. Oh how proud, oh how loud. Oh how rigid, man, she was frigid! The "Riffe" was loaded, poor Sven nearly exploded. But into the depths he dove, her body in twain near clove! Then her husband arrived, and Sven, he denied, that never he dove, anywhere near her treasure cove. But the snorkel on the bedhead, and flippers on the bedspread, were the prosecutions exhibit number one. And poor Sven was quite undone." (Any references to person living or dead are purely co-incidental)
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#36
December 4th, 2002
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How about ...
"Red Rover Bend Over, Sven's out of his Omers!"  OK so how 'bout "You think THAT is big, you shoulda seen the one that got away! I swear it was THIS long!" <insert scream here>  Let me think... "The dive boat was rockin' When we was done dockin' And now the doors shut so DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN'!"  and last but not least.... "Twas the morn after night-diving and all through the house, No one was sleeping, not even a mouse. Everyone knew by the obvious signs, exactly what these two had on their minds. The flippers were tossed out the door without care as the rest of the dive gear flew through the air. "Off Snorkel! Off Mask! Off Panties! Off Top!" Then, fast as lightning in Bed they did hop. New "down-times" were mastered with no Deco the norm while O2 was rendered to keep them in form. Long through the day the activities went with longevity that only freediving lent. Later that evening when they finally emerged, both looking a little like they had their "valves purged," They stared in dismay at the mess in the hall, and said to each other "Now THAT was a ball!" They put things away and the gear they did clean, to leave not a trace they were really quite keen. After all, what would all their dive buddies say, if they EVER found out how they spent THEIR day? But now it's been outted the secret "in toto" Because Sven had to go and post the darn Photo! The evidence is seen and the two of them toast Now they'll have to dive on a whole different coast! And now as we come to the end of the rhyming, Best Wishes To All And To All Safe Diving! "baada boom, badda bing!"  Bret <who sacrifices Karma on the altar of the bad rhyme Gods> 
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) Last edited by bdurrett; December 5th, 2002 at 15:41.
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Since we are all getting REALLY bad now.....
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#37
December 4th, 2002
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The spearo in our story
was hunting , (out for glory). Whilst searching for his fish he came upon this dish ; torn between two choices he hearkens inner voices : #1 "it's spearing you should go" #2 "no - hang on , wait a mo' " #1 "forget what you have seen" #2 "hmm , she's looking really keen" Our man believes in action and instant satisfaction in a spray of sand and surf he dragged her to his turf What occurred while in his flat ? Well , even YOU can figure that .
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#38
December 5th, 2002
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"... I think there is no need for words.. let the evidence speak for its self..."
And to make long story short... "His Smoothness has arrived!" or is it "His Smoothness just came!"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'r gonna get" Forrest Gump. Last edited by Pekka; December 5th, 2002 at 16:58.
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December 5th, 2002
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Mrs Sven: " - Sven !!! Why do you always have to take things so literally ???!!! "
or following that thread... Mrs Sven: " - Sven !!! That's not what I mean when I say "go deep" !!! " Well - what do you expect with a photo like that !!!????
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#41
December 5th, 2002
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I just thought that this might brighten the day for some of you who are suffering the similar diving conditions as I am.. in UK right now... and my brothers are just about to leave to Egypt for some diving while I get to take care of four children and their parents.. show them around Helsinki on my Christmas "Vacation" so this is not really a caption entry but still quite funny.. enjoy.. "A jealous husband came home one day furious. "O.K. where is he? I know he's here!" The wife replied "Where is who? What are you talking about?" Husband says "He's around here some where, the guy you've been messing around with". He tears through the closets and rooms. He can't find anyone. His wife tells him he's over reacting. Suddenly he hears a car start up, he runs to the window to see a guy getting in a car below. Frustrated he takes the fridge and throws it through the window. The car blows up and kills the guy in it. While tossing the fridge the husband has a massive heart attack and also dies. They both arrive in heaven and meet each other. The husband asks "How'd you get here?" "All I know is some guy threw a fridge out the window and killed me" "Geeze, sorry that was me" The guy forgives him. A little later they pass a naked guy just entering heaven and ask him how he arrived in heaven. He replied "I was in the fridge minding my own business when......"
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