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#16
January 5th, 2003
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Upon entering the bathroom Sven realised the terrible truth:
the contact ad "Come bathe with two Fins" at "Scandinavian Babes Online" had not contained a typo after all... Happy 2003 to all !!! 
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#17
January 6th, 2003
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda
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#18
January 6th, 2003
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Ya got me! I have a two daughters (10 & 8) and a son (6). The jellyfishing episode is one of our favorites.
Regardng the contest, I think that the "two fins" entry might be the winner so far.
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#20
January 7th, 2003
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Dettol here and Dettol there, it was not just the wetsuit...
bubblerings daddy! once more!! I'll be back later with real entry, not it is time to ge to bed... 
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'r gonna get" Forrest Gump.
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#21
January 7th, 2003
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OK, here we go!
 The Wetsuit is stinky and the fins reek like trash! Sven guesses it's time to give them a bath! "Dettol's too costly!" says Sven, "We're getting robbed! So, it's time to call on my buddy SpongeBob!" A good blob of Bob goes into the tub, next suit and fins, and then a rubba-dub-dub! The foam, it all glistens. The fins, they both gleam. Sven looks in the mirror and wipes off the steam. Sven hangs the gear up to dry over night, gets a whiff of Bubblebath and turns pale in fright! "Oh NO!" thinks Sven, "I really do wish, that the smell of SpongeBob doesn't scare off the fish!" But he still doesn't know about all the ribbing this will cost him, when all his dive buddies find Sven now smells like a baby's bottom! :  Bret (Hey, I am an engineer, NOT a poet!)
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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#23
January 8th, 2003
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Genius, Bret!!
But always better to smell like a baby's bottom than a horse's arse, no?  sven
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
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#27
January 9th, 2003
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Sven was the jealous type. He thought the fins were alone... Little did he know his mask and snorkel were holding their breath under the bubbles til he left.
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#28
January 9th, 2003
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 (how's that for a "clean euphemism?" )Either way though, the fish are outta there  Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) Last edited by bdurrett; January 13th, 2003 at 08:40.
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#29
January 9th, 2003
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"Sven! You didn't used that 'summon-a-seagod' soap, did you?"
For the connaiseur; the picture inserted is that of the Old God Cthulhu. For more information, I would refer you to the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Klaas Feenstra
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#30
January 9th, 2003
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Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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Rub a dub dub, take a look at that bug!
