January 2003 Caption Contest!!!

[cjborgert]

Recovery from SWB (Shallow Water Brownout)

ps: see August Contest

[cjborgert]

Ahh Shit . . . looks like the Bubble Blowers got here before we did.

[cjborgert]

Are you sure this rash is from my wetsuit? All this soap is making it burn.

[cjborgert]

Was I was supposed to use shampoo or conditioner to get this thing on?

[rigdvr]

Sven's secret to staying so damn smooth

[efattah]

1. Now, we've all heard of divers frothing from the mouth after a blackout, but this is excessive!

2. Bob was attempting a world record attempt in static apnea. He thought the bubbles would hide his trademark samba.

3. Joey's failed attempt to breathe polyfluorocarbon resin.

4. All those bubbles give a new meaning to 'diving on air.'

5. An ingenious way to hide the cyanosis from his wife...

6. In an attempt to extend his apnea times, Jerry resorted to swallowing air into his belly. The experiment backfired as the contractions pushed the air out of his backside, in a froth of bubbles.



Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

[oopsla]

Honey?! I told you Uncle Ben was diving in our well!

[loopy]

Much to the amusement of the broader DB community, Sven was one of the few people who actually believed about the futuristic city that lay just beyond the plug hole.

[loopy]

Items that should be banned from a honeymoon #361: Freediving fins.

[Sharky]

"Sven darling, I don't think the head and shoulders is going to help with your fin fungus"

[fuzz]

With his fins not cutting it anymore, Sven downs some burritos & experiments with gas propulsion.

[Griff]

this is all i could come up with . if its too much, then you can delete it


gee thanks.

Mark

[Sharky]

Originally posted by Griff
this is all i could come up with . if its too much, then you can delete it


gee thanks.

Mark

Must of been good, did not get to see it?

[icarus pacific]

nope.


sven

[DiverD]

...worth repeating. In fact, kind or lame.