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#31
March 13th, 2003
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Sven: "You ever read the bible charlie?"
Charlie: (Shaking) "What?" Sven: "There's a passage I've got memorised, it's kinda appropriate for situations like these: Sven 25:17. The path of the righteous tuna is beset on all sides by the electricity of the numbrays and the teeth of evil sharks. Blessed is he who in the name of conservation and spearing sheperds the tuna into a baitball, for he is truly his buddies friend, and the finder of lost fish. And I will strike down upon thee with my Riffe and maybe Rob Allen, those who attempt to steal my tuna. And you will know my name is Sven, when I lay my shaft upon thee." *Thwock* 
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March 13th, 2003
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and maybe, maybe Rob Allen.
 Dude that was just genius!!!  sven
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amen Loopy.
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#34
March 16th, 2003
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In the "Wood Vs. Aluminum" controversy, aluminum foil is clearly the superior packaging material.
Wesley Snipes and Charlie the Tuna team up for "Shaft III"
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#35
March 19th, 2003
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This JUST in...
April's contest will begin early!!  As in next week! And it's gonna be well, huge, throbbing, pulsing and hard to pass up! Wha??  A table of the divers attending next month's Keyz Kraze 03 in Florida will appear and you, the lucky DB masses that you are will be able to place your non monetary (it means no money...  ) wager on who's gonna get the biggest fish!! You and the rest of the rubber-suited reprobates that voted for the guy will have their names tossed in a hat and when I pull it out and your name is on it, you win!! Now how cool is that?? Get ready and start your cheerleading routines!  sven
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Hey!! Big news!!
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#38
March 19th, 2003
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Cant find a rara skirt in my size, but i still have my pom poms 
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#39
March 19th, 2003
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Not skeet shooting, but environmentally friendly fishmeet shooting. The next olympic sport. A silver shaft cuts through the wild blue yonder, only to puncture the resilient skin of a tuna (pack), which had been sailing through the yonder.
Eric Fattah BC, Canada
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#40
March 20th, 2003
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With less than 3 weeks to go amist over 3 feet of snow Anderson heads to the local supermarket & pool to perfect his shot for the upcoming Keys Kraze...(Poor Charlie)!
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#41
March 20th, 2003
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After too many episodes of "Tour of Duty" Sven just lost himself in the Drama....
"Hi! I'm Charlie the Tu..." THWOCK!  (c'mon - scraping the bottom of the barrle here....)Willer
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#42
March 20th, 2003
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#43
March 24th, 2003
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after listening in on a conversation between his older brother and his friends, little Johnnie rushed off to fetch his dad's speargun. a few minutes later, he looked down at his accomplishment and puzzled to himself "hmmm, i wonder what all the fuss is about"
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#44
March 25th, 2003
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Figure 1. Armored tuna vs armor piercing spear From "Build Your First Armor Piercing Speargun - A Beginners Primer", by Contributing Writer & Sultan of Smooth, Sven Anderson.
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