MAY Contest!!

[icarus pacific]

OK, so it's May and I don't know about you and your place but the weather here is junk, and after cleaning the gear and sinuses from the antics of the Keyz Kraze, what's a person to do except look at pictures and plan for the next big doin's?

I know, let's make fun of people!!

Here's a photo of one of the handsome stalwarts of the Kraze demonstrating some humility. (Save it in your files 'cause humility ain't the usual gig here... ) Come up with a funny one or twelve-liner and stroll back to the crib sportin' a DB T-shirt. Yep, the very same shirt seen to cause hotties, homies and Manatees to haul up and run can be on your frame for just sharing your wit! Cool eh? Or if you're of the caffienated variety, a DB mug is yours. The end of the month, the notorious DB judges gather together and drop the karma on the winner. There, now ain't the vibe getting better around here already?


sven

[fjohnson]

Damn, I'm glad I gotta hard head! That mighta' hurt bad....

[M-2]

Got Viagra?





(Sorry to start with the inuendos, but it was gonna happen sooner or later.)

-M

[M-2]

Without a sturdy shaft you may experience the embarrasment of excessive flop in the flopper.


Ohhhhh...... they weren't kiddin. You really can put an eye out with one of these things!



Rough start, but i'll keep trying.

-M

[divedog]

1. my ego is writing checks my shaft can't cash.

2. good thing i have TWO eyes.

3. Damn, I'm looking better already, let me try the other side.

4. Geez, can I get the "bents" freediving?

5. ROCKFISH........not ROCK, you would think someone from nor cal would know the difference.

[Uli]

Thoroughly misled by his extensive experience as a pool shark, Sven suddenly realized why "bank shots" are considered ineffective in spearfishing tournaments...


Uli

[Adrian]

Man! You should have seen the big one that got away - it would have won the Keyz Kraze too!

Take care Sinus Sven, we want you alive, kicking, and bending shafts for a looong time!

Adrian

[Adrian]

No, he's not looking at the shaft, he's looking at what he just stepped on!

Adrian

[divedog]

1. ICARUS PACIFIC miscalculates and becomes ICARUS CYCLOPS

2. Sven learns the hard way the two things one never does with a stone fish; spear them or step on them.

[Shadowkiller]

"I can't believe Jay won!"

or

"Get the money first!"

[Shadowkiller]

"This wouldn't have happened with a RobAllen spear!" :

"The new best selling spearing book:
The Riffe: 20ft range in 3ft viz, How my shaft got bent. By Sven"

[Pezman]

Sven shows off a trick he learned from Uri Geller by bending a spear shaft with pure psychokinetic will-power.

[Pezman]

"Can you hear me now? Good, because I want to call the manufacturer of this @$&%-ing spear shaft and tell him what a piece of $&*@ it is!"

[Shadowkiller]

"Sven couldn't believe it, the Northern Cal fish sat still for weeks while he fed it. Came out to greet him when he shot it, and then goes and bends his spear!"

"Sven's attempt at home ear piercing went horribly wrong."

"Rocks: 1, Sven: 0"

[divedog]

Necessity being the mother of invention, Sven considers using an abalone iron as a spear shaft.

Though freediving, Sven suffers from the "bents"