June's Contest... Finally!!

icarus pacific · #1 June 14th, 2003

OK, I know it's the middle of the month and all, but hey, it's not like I'm getting paid for this, ya know??

And besides, the photos I had all set up I had to get rid of when I found out that the model wasn't going to be able to sign the model release. "Whaddya mean you're not 18?!"

Take a gander at the photo below and come up with a funny caption. This is a family show here so let's work on keeping it semi-clean and ferchrisakes check your spelling.

You come up with the funniest one or twelve liner, sonnet, poem or preamble, you are stylin' in a DB T-shirt or sippin' pinky-up from a DB coffee cup. Life is good! There's only half a month left for this Contest so get after it. And you folks over in SCUBA-land and on the payroll and you fortunate few that are just joining and milling about? This is for you too!!

Something like... "The abalone shell on the left is from Freedive UK. The abalone on the right is from DB. Any questions?"

16 and a half....

sven

Shadowkiller · #2 June 14th, 2003

"Yes, your honour, now that I have finally seen a legal Abalone I see that my biggest one (Exhibit A- left) is just a touch small... but I had to impress Andrsn.."

Shadowkiller · #3 June 14th, 2003

"Pick the GM Abalone...it also glows in the dark...."

Amphibious · #4 June 14th, 2003

"And now, if we continue our tour, you can see the next exibit, Sven's Kidney-stone Collection....."

Amphibious · #5 June 14th, 2003

Some of You might remember those old Drug awareness posters....

Sharky · #6 June 14th, 2003

What did the big abalone say to the small one when he was trying to tell his funny joke.................

"CLAM UP"

Sorry I've been away for some time

divedog · #7 June 14th, 2003

One day the young abalone said to the older, "lets swim over to that kelp bed and eat one of those leaves". The older and wiser abalone said, "no, lets crawl over and eat them all".

divedog · #8 June 14th, 2003

Sven is foiled again by the metric system. don't care what your girlfriend told you, the one on the left is not 7 inches.

DeepThought · #9 June 15th, 2003

Sven,
having Asymmetric family jewels is not something to brag about in public.

Griff · #10 June 16th, 2003

a close-up revealed the dubious origins of rig-diver's engagement ring

loopy · #11 June 16th, 2003

Now Sven had all the ingredients for that mother of pearl necklace...

fuzz · #12 June 16th, 2003

What we'll do is send Freedive UK a box of the shells on the right.... & mark the box "extra small"

DeepThought · #13 June 16th, 2003

"So you use one as a pocket mirror and the other one as a make-up mixing tray?"
-Bewilderment at UK Freediver forum.

Disclaimer: The writer of this post actually appriciate the healthy contibution of UK freedivers to the world of (fashion) freediving and did not mean to insinuate anything and was actually pushed to this desperate move by his covetousness for a db shirt. please have mercy on his soul. and give him the shirt.

defofthecrown · #14 June 16th, 2003

Skinny-dipping in a tide pool watching the sun set, Dan couldn't quite shake the feeling that his "girlfriend" was lying about her length.

rigdvr · #15 June 16th, 2003

"I will call him.....mini-me"

DeeperBlue