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#16
August 7th, 2003
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And the token crass joke...
 No matter how many times Svens wife expressed disinterest in his wood, he always got the wrong idea... 
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#17
August 11th, 2003
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Wrong species; that's called a lumber jack-in-the-box...he always pops up when you least expect him, looking goofier than the last time you saw him.
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cjb former DB Mentor; now just here to keep an eye on sven Last edited by cjborgert; August 11th, 2003 at 03:55.
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#18
August 11th, 2003
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"Well, I can't seem to shoot anything worth eating with it; maybe if I saw it into pieces and plant them, they'll produce something edible."
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cjb former DB Mentor; now just here to keep an eye on sven Last edited by cjborgert; August 11th, 2003 at 11:47.
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#19
August 14th, 2003
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"Svens idea of a spear gun plantation looked good on paper, but he found out he would have to wait some time to reap the rewards"
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#20
August 18th, 2003
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"Now, lets see..... just keep smiling..... pull the spear out of the ground and out of my foot.... <sweating breaking out> that's it, just keep smiling..... if this doesn't work, we'll try sawing it off just above my shoe and lifting my foot off.... just keep smiling.....who put tension on the blasted thing anyway?..... just keep smiling ..... I KNEW I shouldn't have filed that trigger release down so much.... just keep smiling <gritting teeth>..... "
 Pretty lame but..... Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) Last edited by bdurrett; August 19th, 2003 at 11:45.
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OW OW OW OW OW!
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#21
August 18th, 2003
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sven accounting:
dismantle three spear guns to stake out one sapling . . . one sapling makes one, maybe two spear guns . . . wonder if this is how Riffe built his business?
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cjb former DB Mentor; now just here to keep an eye on sven
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#22
August 18th, 2003
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Ancient proverb
If you are planning ahead one year: plant rice If you are planning ahead 10 years: plant trees If you are planning ahead 100 years: teach the children- to cut down those trees and turn them into a Riffe! 
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Imagination is intelligence with an erection. - Victor Hugo Last edited by Jon; August 19th, 2003 at 11:54.
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#23
August 19th, 2003
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Every now and then Sven would take Riffe around the plantation to see how the kids were getting on.
or The parents were present at the teak's circumcision, as is customary.
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#25
August 19th, 2003
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"Now if you don't get busy and trim that tree, I will spear your OTHER foot to the ground too!"
"Yes, dear.... anything you say dear...... "
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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BIG Trouble!
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#26
August 20th, 2003
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Although Sven completely missed the forest for the trees, he did remember some old saw about "barking up the wrong tree" and "a bird in hand being worth 2 in the bush." Unfortunately he had even more trouble shooting a bird with a sling shot than with his spear gun.
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
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