September Contest!!

[FreeFloat]

And you thought tailgating on the freeway was bad..........

[DiverD]

(jaws theme playing menacingly in the background)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

[Adrian]

Tired of the never ending debates on fin quality and performance, Sven decided to ask the experts.

Adrian

[Jon]

New series on FOX television: Seals gone wild

Jon

[defofthecrown]

Most seal species do exhibit sexual dimorphism, but this is just rediculous.

[thin_air]

"Aha, I knew those werent real"

"I've heard of manatees getting hit by boat props, but seals getting hit by fins?"

"Fins are alright, just as long as its not the weight belt i gotta go get"

And this poor seal pup mistook this anonymous diver for his mother.

Mom's never gonna believe this story.

Where's the creamy filling?

[Sharky]

"Can't get much of a tune out of this dam thing"

[Pezman]

Sven deftly flips a sizzling, recently-speared penniped using an old fin so as not to ruin the Teflon coating of his trusty old Wok.

[efattah]

This one will only make sense if you've seen the italian motto of Esclapez:

'J.B. Esclapez, campione dello foca'



Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

[efattah]

"He looked at Shylo the harbour seal and asked her, 'can I go up for air now?' Shylo bit on his fin, held tightly, and said, 'no'. "

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"Shylo the harbour seal returned to her companions up north and told them not to bother with a southerly migration, because the kelp down south is gray, hard, tasteless, and with a mind of its own."

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"Shylo the harbour seal had read laminar's article on 'teaching your sweetie.' She followed every rule, and when it all failed, she finally resorted to biting her sweetie's feet in order to force him to comply."

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"The other seals looked from afar, giggling and shouting in unison, DROWN HIM! DROWN HIM!"

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"The harbour seal, phoca vitulina, having hunted man to near extinction, began to show some mercy for this endangered species. In particular, the seals seem to have created a rule about the minimum size specimen which can be taken, with the size of the specimen determined by the length of the fins..."

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Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

[Shadowkiller]

"Throw the ball... throw the ball... why won't you throw the ball?!?"

"oooh I caught a Merman!"

[OceanSwimmer]

....these entries are amazing! I think apnea causes the imagination to soar; always a good thing!
----C'mon, Shylo!

[jensen]

boot leg cover "love bites by deaf leopard seals"

Sorry guys but (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE)



Joe

[shaneshac]

This pic should in a "Last image before death" gallery.

The Seal of fate!!!

[rigdvr]

*in the voice of Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter*

ISN'T SHE A BEAUT!!! SHE'S GOT BABIE'S!!! GET ME A FIN TERRY....I'M GONNA POKE AT HER. WOAH, ONE BITE FROM HER AND IT'S ALL OVER, BUT I'M IN NO REAL DANGER......