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#46
September 14th, 2003
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Here are a couple more for your enjoyment!
Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) 
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Stinky Cheese Feet!
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#47
September 14th, 2003
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Or, in this case, a fish!
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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#48
September 14th, 2003
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"Do you really think this is going to work, Sven? ...and again... how many points did you say you got for spearing this big White something or other?"
Anderson (snow bunny no-longer  )
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"It can't rain all the time."
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#49
September 16th, 2003
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As Sven readies himself for his World Record CB dive, he glances at his new secret weapon: the "Black Esclapez Pinniped Fin".
"It's like a mono - only better!" - Sven
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Scot __________________________ My soul is full of longing for the secrets of the sea, and the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse through me (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
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#51
September 19th, 2003
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*super-low volume framless mask,
*extra-dry, zero drag carbon-fiber snorkle, *custom made 4.3 medium density adamantium-lined/ open cell wetsuit specially ordered from turkmenestien, *esclapez fins *riffe MT#1 w/ floater wings and enclosed track *suunto D3 (neoprene strap) and... oh yeah.. harbour seal to retreive gut-shot vermillion rock fish that break off the $100 slip-tip. (don't forget to rinse and feed your gear)
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Do you realize there are 4-year-olds walking around New York City who have never seen a Yankees world championship?
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#53
September 19th, 2003
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Esclapez meets with the seal of approval!
Adrian
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#56
September 20th, 2003
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....About to be chased by a cruel group of divers who were both faster and more socially popular than Sven, his friend Jenny the harbour seal was seen giving him a push while saying "Swim Forrest, Swim!"
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#57
September 21st, 2003
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Quote:
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Sharky :-} dive safe and drink beer! I am a Dive Master now!
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#59
October 9th, 2003
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BAAAAAAAHHHHHH! NOT! You got yours already!
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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#60
October 10th, 2003
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Yep, and he's not going to get it this time. You either!
 Actually, Eric Fattah brought home the fourth, Mike (Rigdvr) took third with the perennial steve Irwin blast, Brett, (Bdurrett) with the foot odor shot and DiverD (loved the bent shaft entry) tied for second leaving the winner to be........... THIN AIR!!  Nice going Vince! I too know when they're not real; but their allll good! Send me a mail telling me where the Feds have you stashed and I'll get Stephan to lob you a shirt (size?) or a mug. I'll tell you all that this was the toughest one so far according to the judges. I know that we all want to win and sport some smooth DB gear so take a stroll over to Ocober's contest and give it your best go. Congrats Vince and big ups to all entrants.
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
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