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#1
September 4th, 2003
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Being the observant type that becomes the Sultan of Smooth, I took a look at the numbers from last month and compared them to the all time high and came to a conclusion. But even so, there are no scantily clad, lingerie-laden lasses
 in this month's contest. So there!  Maybe next month.  Score huge this month with your funny entry to the photo below. How huge? HUGE! As in HUGE!! As in if you get the judges rollin' you get a mail from moi telling you to stake your claim on a DB T-shirt or a coffee/or tea  mug. And believe me on this one- the mug is a sweet tool to clock the noggin of the damn seals that you have to push outta the way to get to the bottom. And I don't wanna hear how even the seals think that open heel Esclapez fins are the tasty choice for the discerning diver. On second thought, that might have won!Game on!
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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#2
September 4th, 2003
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So that's where "hoof in mouth" disease came from.
Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#3
September 4th, 2003
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"oh yeah... suck those.. uhh fins.."
 "Never wear Oil of Sealay when diving.." "Oh look, Sven got a friend... a male seal friend..." oh well back to the gutter for me.. 
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#4
September 4th, 2003
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"Why Mayol never made it back up..."
(Shouldn't be too obscure a reference should it?"
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#6
September 4th, 2003
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"Sensing the source of an unsporting advantage, a local seal decides to take matters in hand...and disable the competition."
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#7
September 4th, 2003
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David Attenborough voice over:
"Here we see how far human excesses have spread, even in the Ocean. Once a carefree species, this seal is reduced to sniffing lines off a freedivers fin" *rueful shake of the head* (any reference to persons living or dead purely co-incedental)
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#8
September 4th, 2003
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The next time you drop one of your fins, I won't be bringing it back ok. So get it your self.
I am a seal not a bloody dog, next time you play fetch the fin. I have got to win one of these days. How big are the tea mugs, half a litre or more?
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Sharky :-} dive safe and drink beer! I am a Dive Master now!
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#9
September 4th, 2003
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It looks like Esclapez gets the "seal" of approval after all.
Pun intended Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#10
September 4th, 2003
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I'm returning my fins, because the seals keep going on them.
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"Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
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#11
September 4th, 2003
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"Needs salt... Got milk?"
-OR- "Hmm, not bad. Just a bit chewy..... Note to self - stay away from that crunchy thing on the back. Biting on them makes them fart." -OR- "Hey! Come back here! Where da yuh think you're going? I ain't done wid yous yet." -OR- (my personal favorite) "Hey Mom, it followed me home! Can we keep it? I know it's a little big but I promise I will take it out for a swim every day and I will house train it and make sure it gets food.... Awww c'mon Mom.... Puuuuuuuuhhhhlleeeeeeeeeeeze? It can sleep with me on the beach. I will train it to do tricks like getting me a fish or two...." Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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"Sealed" with a Kiss
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#12
September 5th, 2003
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Yummmm...absolutely sealicious!
Adrian
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#13
September 5th, 2003
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You humans still don't get it! It's not the size that counts, but how you wiggle! (In the water)
 Adrian
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#14
September 8th, 2003
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How "Split Fins" were invented.
Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#15
September 8th, 2003
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Sven's new 'appetizer shark deterrent system'.
succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver...hmmm
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