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#16
October 8th, 2003
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"just add water"
"It's a 'Masbalone!'" one of the results of new GM breeding at the abalone farm.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'r gonna get" Forrest Gump. 
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#17
October 8th, 2003
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My top 3:
1. The flavour of abalone is not to everyone's taste. With a little imagination though, it can be masked.... 2. Nicolas Cage wasn't available for Face Off II, and his stand-in was difficult to prize out of his shell. 3. I don't lend my mask to anyone. I'm shellfish like that.
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"Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
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#18
October 9th, 2003
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"Wilson....we've gotta make it off this island!
Stick with me, buddy!"
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#19
October 9th, 2003
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OK
Prepare yourself This is gunna be bad Ready? America. The land of ab-urtunity. You were warned :P
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
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#20
October 9th, 2003
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<breath noises> "Sven, I am your faaaaather!" </breath noises>
 Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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With apologies to Darth
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#22
October 9th, 2003
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<read at annoying informercial speed>
"And in only 5 minutes a day, you too can have great ab's like this...and if you act now we'll throw in this one of a kind, yellow lensed mask free of charge! This offer not available in stores so call now, operators are swimming by. Thats 1-800-aw-baloney"
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda
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#24
October 9th, 2003
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One turns the the first cutey he sees and says:
"Hey Baby, take a gander at THESE abs! Yeah, right there through the mask. That bubbleblower was so small that.... well..... I ate him! and I'M LOVIN' IT!"
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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#25
October 10th, 2003
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Picasso's new North Coast mimetic face mask/hood.
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Do you realize there are 4-year-olds walking around New York City who have never seen a Yankees world championship?
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#26
October 12th, 2003
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vincent Deeper Blue Forum Mentor everything i say reflects the opinion of a teenage male subject
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#27
October 12th, 2003
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Man!!! I've never laughed so much
 You guys should all win!At the beach one day: "Mommy Mommy the rocks are talking to me!!! "Nonsense Junior, go find Uncle Sven, it's getting late." Adrian
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#28
October 12th, 2003
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"When Abs have nightmares"
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#29
October 12th, 2003
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...giving new meaning to the phrase 'Putting one's Foot-In-Mouth'
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935) "We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. You cannot educate a man wholly out of superstitious fears which were implanted in his imagination, no matter how utterly his reason may reject them." Last edited by OceanSwimmer; October 12th, 2003 at 22:22.
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