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#1
November 3rd, 2003
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November, November... the turning of the leaves, the crispness in the air, the last month of abalone season and the beginnings of the warm times in the Southern Hemisphere...
 This month the coolest kids on the planet and DB judges are off to points where a dialup ain't handy, so lets get randy!! Yeah baaaby!  This is an adults only deal but remember that there are still some toddlers about so let's keep it on the uh... up and up  , er the straight and narrow  , keep the competition stiff... aw Hell, just try hard!  The funniest line or phrase or whatever wins serious fashion points with a DB T shirt or sips the good stuff from a DB coffee mug. Again, no profanity or outright crap from you clowns. And no... the meds are not mine. And I have references. 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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#3
November 3rd, 2003
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KK04 turns ugly...
How to keep hold of that One-Night Stand Lorena Bobbit went too far this time See... Pop lost the real one in the war..
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#4
November 3rd, 2003
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Ohhhhh man. You weren't kiddin, Sven. Better get out your red pen.
ok...where to start. #1.....um....er....  ok #2.....ummmm ahh, alright...#3..... Ok then....lets keep it clean.....(for you married types )"Even the largest wongs need a little encouragement to keep on sticking the same old fish" dammit.  Ted
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#6
November 3rd, 2003
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Jeopardy style:
The answer: Three pills.... The question: The difference between a floppy tip and a slip?
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#7
November 3rd, 2003
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From the 42 pages of microprint found in every package of medicine under the heading of :
"Contraindications - In some more extreme cases, even Viagra may not be able to aid you in achieving the desired degree of stiffness. In these cases, alternative mechanical assistance may be considered as appropriate....."  Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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Hmmmmmm......
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#9
November 3rd, 2003
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Sven finally introduces his best friends!
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#10
November 3rd, 2003
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Hey, just one more and I'm all T-up!
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#11
November 3rd, 2003
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sometimes the thickest shafts need help staying straight
Sven...do you like apples?...well how bout dem apples 
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda Last edited by rigdvr; November 3rd, 2003 at 17:37.
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#12
November 3rd, 2003
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Does your shaft malfunction prior to penetration?
Can you not keep your spear straight as you give your fish your load? Well, we are now proud to introduce Blue Diamonds for Deeper Blue Enthusiasts, because Diamonds are a shafts best friend. Contact your forum mentor for details to see if you qualify for a free trail.
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Rolo
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#13
November 3rd, 2003
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Quote:
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda
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#14
November 6th, 2003
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After a rather impressive performance at KK '03, Sven took it to heart when they told him to keep it up....
(Flattery will get you everywhere?  )
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
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November 6th, 2003
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Searching through IMDB for movie names that might in some way relate... this one sticks to mind, and allthough off topic, its just too golden to not post
"The Man With The Smallest Penis in the World and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374020/
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
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