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December 5th, 2003
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It's December- you knew it was coming.
 Regardless of whether or not you're down with the big red Santa, Father Christmas, Kwanzaa or whatever, hey get with the spirit and enter this month's Contest. Pull someone's funny bone whilst you fight over who has to get up for the gravy.  Humor everyone as you stand in line to return that awful tye.  Ask your brother you can't stand to help you figure something hilarious. Force yourself to remember your name after the nog.  The DB judges are looking for not only the funniest caption, visual or combo, but also for something seasonally appropos. This is on you so get after it. You DB management types too. And while you're struggling to get humorous and thinking that your situation ain't the best, do something nice for someone else before the year is out. Then do it again come 2004.  Smooth.
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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December 5th, 2003
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After the unfortunate consequences of The City of California vs. Kris Kringle, mayor Arnold Schwartznegger needed a new delivery boy for christmas... as always, Rob Allen showed up to save the day.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
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December 5th, 2003
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Deepest Bear! You are not going to freedive in that sock! So will you stick your head out and show up?
Adrian
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December 6th, 2003
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"Poor Timmy only had one leg, but Scrooge did the best he could"
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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December 6th, 2003
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Four fins roasting on an open fire....
The Sultan is freediving down below... Ol' Kris Kringle, bring me two feet or less.... So I can spear a fish toooooooonighhhhhhhhhhhhhhht. (Please read it to the tune  )
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Rolo Last edited by Rolando; December 8th, 2003 at 12:58.
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#6
December 6th, 2003
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Here's where the third one was finally found hiding. How "it" realized that the stockings were the day's chum-holder, it's still a mistery.
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R. Palmerio
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December 9th, 2003
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I'm sure santa would have appreciated the switch from milk and cookies even more if you had included at least one matching pair.
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Do you realize there are 4-year-olds walking around New York City who have never seen a Yankees world championship?
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December 9th, 2003
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The remnents of Sven's seven banded tree trunk can be seen in the fireplace as he dreams of a shiny carbon fiber rail gun under the tree come Christmas morn.
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Do you realize there are 4-year-olds walking around New York City who have never seen a Yankees world championship?
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December 9th, 2003
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Sven wasn't sure that santa got his letter about BDSM gear, so he thought he'd leave a reminder...
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December 9th, 2003
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"Please Santa, I'll trade you 4 sets of fins for just one RobAllen Railgun..."
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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December 9th, 2003
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As Santa lay bleeding by the fireside
 after his Christmas dive, the message seemed obvious... there was some un-fin-ished businessAaron Last edited by flyboy748; December 9th, 2003 at 14:25.
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