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#16
February 3rd, 2004
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and on the other side of the globe, the eight year old pulled a size 12 longfin out of the package that had just arived in the mail, and wondered who had received his yellow jetfins, and what they were doing with them.........
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be still ya darn fish!! 
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#18
February 3rd, 2004
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2004 National Podiatry Convention: San Francisco, CA
Dr. Smel E. Foote: "As you all can see, the patient in this picture suffers from what we call Fagotidis pedia . He feels a need to adorn his toes with bright colored, undersized pediatric fins. Seems to be a common ailment among freediving homos in the Bay area." Hey Sven, Where's my Shirt from last month? 
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Rolo
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#24
February 3rd, 2004
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(In my mother's screeching voice) "I don't care what all the other kids are wearing, you are not going to school looking like that!"
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"Staring into the abyss, I venture alone, fueled by my desire" Matthew J D'Avella
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#25
February 3rd, 2004
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Quote:
 Come get your toe pockets at Just for Queers. See our vast line of colorful coveries designed by our founder and top model, Svenny Sphincter!
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Rolo
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#26
February 3rd, 2004
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3 attempts...
to his dispair all Sven can say about these fins is AFLAC!! ...at least he didnt take the picture of his matching speedo...  <in an old swedish voice> "Damn kids today with their high fangled composite fins...why when I was their age I wore these fins and had to swim uphill 5 miles to spear, then while I was hunting someone would turn the hill around so I had to swim back uphill to the beach...sometimes I only had one fin but we never complained. Today all you hear is I dont like my carbon fibers for bluewater, they 'can' too much or my fins are camo'd...oops, Sven could you pick up my dentures, I think they landed on my speedos..."
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda
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#29
February 3rd, 2004
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Do they make a low volume mask?
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#30
February 3rd, 2004
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"Once there was a fisherman, who hunted with a spear...
but he could'nt dive deep, with no fins, hunts were filled with fear. He finally decided...enough is enough ... but the only store was a kiddies one, that was kinda tough ! His kids were sent for fins, doing good as shopping goes... except for little yellow ones wot only covered up Sven's toes..."
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