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#47
February 9th, 2004
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at times, wearing a peice of brightly colored gear has been proven to attract fish........wearing brighly colored mis-sized gear in the buff will attract fish, lifeguards, police, and employees from the local assylum.
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be still ya darn fish!! 
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#48
February 12th, 2004
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"Now that I'm over the hill, it's time to climb the mountain--- John C. Anderson Last edited by Johnny Arizona; February 12th, 2004 at 00:14.
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#49
February 12th, 2004
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Those toes
ain't goin' fit in them fins my mind said but my heart told my head Thoes Toes WILL fit in them fins
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"Now that I'm over the hill, it's time to climb the mountain--- John C. Anderson
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#50
February 12th, 2004
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Reporter: Sven, you must be delighted that the IOC finally recognizes freediving as an Olympic sport.
Sven: Absolutely! However we're still haggling over equipment restrictions, they seem to have taken quite literally my statement that "Freediving is still in it's infancy!" Adrian
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#52
February 12th, 2004
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Martin Stepanek looking for a little more challenge in his upcoming record attempt.
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#54
February 13th, 2004
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Well, sven is hallucinationing, he tought they were hybrids don't blame him, its normal i clicked contensts thread after 2.5 liter beer instead of spero section.
Cheers Sven  Last edited by Murat; February 13th, 2004 at 00:26.
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#55
February 13th, 2004
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Mrs. Sven: "Honey, come out of the bathroom now, those fins were meant for the kids!"
Sven: "NOOOO! THEY'RE MINE MINE MINE!!!" Mrs. Sven: (Sighing), "I knew we shouldn't have taken him to see 'Lord of the Rings!'" Adrian Last edited by Adrian; February 13th, 2004 at 10:54.
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#57
February 13th, 2004
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Sven, seeking to improve the performance of one of his favorite spearguns, a beloved Wong R-RH61 past its prime, answers an e-mail that seemingly promises to revitalize his Wong and make it perform like new -- maybe even better. In fact, the letter seems to claim that the gun will become substantially larger. In his mind's eye, he envisions it graduating from reef gun status to an instrument worthy of the greatest blue-water game.
Within a few days, a puzzled Sven receives a package of pills. He puts his skepticism aside and munches them down, though it is unclear how these pills will serve to improve is spear-gun. Still, he's hopeful for the best. Unfortunately, the pills have unintended consequences and various body parts begin to expand at an alarming rate. Not only do his fins no longer fit his feet, but his pants no longer fit his "wong", which soars majestically over the floor of the living room and bobs mere inches from the menacing ceiling fan. Now Sven has a dilemma. He still has the same old spear-gun. None of his new, exotic fins fit anymore and there is some serious coin involved in replacing them all. Most puzzling of all -- he wonders where to buy a third fin for his new leg with the oddly shaped foot ...
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#59
February 13th, 2004
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....the first priority of all male freedivers.....
'.... my fins? Or my gun?....is it size, materials, or function?' Edited to clean up the topic...and protect the community...  Last edited by OceanSwimmer; February 14th, 2004 at 22:47.
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Pez called it......
