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May 3rd, 2005
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Brett, DBurrett of DB fame sensed my need for something intriguing for this month's caption contest and kindly offered the use of a photo off his gallery. Smoothness and karma to you my man.
 So here we go... this photo has it all, especially a couple of things near and dear to my heartless soul, that being a subject in the water that makes me yearn for the female gender. 10's from all the judges. All you need to do is be a member  of the DB fold in good standing and have a funny take on the image. Other than needing to be fairly free of foul language,  it's all good. You impress the DB Contest judges and soon thereafter you can impress others with the wearing of a DB T-shirt or start a conversation with that well endowed lass over a cup of tea in your DB mug. It gets no bettah!So to all, breast, er... best of luck.
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#2
May 3rd, 2005
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I guess I'm getting too old. It looks like someone snagged a camel in the nose with a bass lure.
Aloha Bill
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May 3rd, 2005
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"When you use our breast enhancement product ...."
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#4
May 3rd, 2005
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Honey! I want you to go back to that plastic surgeon!
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May 3rd, 2005
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I will never again consider someone using the phrase "diving into the bosom of the ocean and becoming one with mother nature" a poet again!
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May 4th, 2005
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Well, since it IS my picture, I have to post the first thing that someone said in the bar after the dive that I took this on as we were looking at it on the laptop.....
"Jeeez! I had no idea that a coral could take a dump!" It was thereafter christened "The Butt Coral." It is amazing what a few Gin & Tonics can do to one's sense of propriety! Bret
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May 4th, 2005
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*As said in the style of Jacques Cousteau*
"Alas, there is seldom a creature that has no adversary within the entire ocean. The Butt Coral is certainly no acception. Here we see its only antagonist, the Thermometer fish. Immune to the Butt Coral's foul efflevium, the Thermometer Fish will soon make a home of its vulnerable orifice."
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May 4th, 2005
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Now that is indeed a great ENTRY sink!
 I'm glad you've chosen to go with the thermometer fish instead of the torchy-eel and the finger-shrimp. 
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May 4th, 2005
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EEEEeeeeew-heww-heww-heewwww!
Well NOW you've given me IDEAS!
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#11
May 4th, 2005
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Yeah, Sinky, I can't even come close to that. Win conceded.
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#12
May 9th, 2005
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Mermaids do exist!
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May 9th, 2005
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Quote:
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May 11th, 2005
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OK, I am showing my age now but....
"And somewhere in Atlantis City tonight, a tireless hero is fighting crime, awaiting the signal lamp that says he is needed. Da nah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BUTT CORAL!" If you don't recall the tune, you are too young! 
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