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#16
January 14th, 2006
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13-knife (is that it?)
14-pocket money for drinks at the nearest bar, where i can also parade my fish ("wow, nice catch! how did you get 'em? so you're a diver? Cool !") 
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#17
January 16th, 2006
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A couple of pieces of dry bread in some sort of waterproof container for those times when the boat ride is hell.....
OR NOT funny but entirely neccesary for me..... My bottle of homebrew Swimmers Ear drops..... Actually I have the Pharmacy make them up for me.... and don't forget Sven.... YOU STARTED IT!  You KNOW if you don't specify, you can get just about ANYTHING from this crew
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) Last edited by bdurrett; January 16th, 2006 at 14:57.
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#19
January 20th, 2006
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#13 16oz Bottle of Twinlab Human Machine Oil (source of MCT fuel for diving)
#14 Ziploc bag of fine white powder (....no, just electrolytes) #15 Box of 100 CR2032 batteries with screwdriver and silicone grease (to repeatedly change the battery in the D3 every few hours) #16 Gigantic big game fishing reel with 200lb spectra fiber line (to fish my buddy from the depths using a DRUMS, when he blacks out down there) #17 Dish soap to lube the footpockets of the monofins #18 Heat packs with cloth pouches to put under wetsuits to keep warm #19 Polyurethane gloves to wear under dive gloves to prevent skin infections #20 Brazilian LUSH massage bar, to rub over skin, especially hands, to smell good and to reduce heat loss through the skin #21 Purple thong bikini with ky jelly in case girlfriend is in the mood #22 Huge manual powered air pump (helps to fill the lungs faster than packing.... no, actually used to inflate air mattress or boat) #23 Business card of the local hyperbaric unit to call at day's end, for decompression chamber appointment #24 Yellow swimming noodle with accompanying chalice, used for the noodle-chalice method of exhale diving with saline equalizing
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Eric Fattah Canada http://www.liquivision.ca "I encourage you to be free in the way you measure your success. I don’t claim to know what it will be like to be in your position, but I know that when you leave here, grades will be handed out differently. Your ability to gauge your success will largely depend on how you perceive it. You can shape it, set it up, feel it, and define it. Allow competition to turn inward. Do not depend on awards, money, or other validations." -Jonny Moseley
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#20
January 21st, 2006
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In the mood? FOR WHAT? Seriously Fattah, just when I think you are about the straitest pitcher on the forum, you go and whip an insane curve-ball. Well, you have my vote. I can't possibly top that...I'm out of this contest.  edit: "purple"???.....LOL
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There is no Dana, only Zuul. Last edited by unirdna; January 21st, 2006 at 06:38.
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#21
January 21st, 2006
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I just want to know who's wearing the purple thong? Or maybe I don't!
As far as things to bring: 13. A dive buddy to back you up. 14. A back up dive buddy for when the first one bails on you becuase it's too cold. 15. Yet another dive buddy when the second one bails on you. Hmmm, maybe I just need to move to a warmer climate or start scuba diving again? ( No, no, must keep the bad thoughts out of my head)  Jon
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Imagination is intelligence with an erection. - Victor Hugo
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#22
January 21st, 2006
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#13 fish
#14 more fish #15 excuses why the fish are "so cold" #16 excuses why the fish came already breaded
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Have speargun, will dream, Sarge Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle! Hungry DeeperBlue Hunting Mentor who can be contacted at w.kmatera@verizon.net for all mentoring needs or just shoot me a PM, huh? If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, give it a kick. Then eat it!
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#23
January 21st, 2006
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some instant wetsuit glue (if they make it
 )so you dont have to bail out on your dive buddy
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#24
January 21st, 2006
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Hmmm. the purple thong & ky are for HER, thank you.. I guess most of you weren't around in 98-99 during the freedivelist jokes about purple thongs!
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Eric Fattah Canada http://www.liquivision.ca "I encourage you to be free in the way you measure your success. I don’t claim to know what it will be like to be in your position, but I know that when you leave here, grades will be handed out differently. Your ability to gauge your success will largely depend on how you perceive it. You can shape it, set it up, feel it, and define it. Allow competition to turn inward. Do not depend on awards, money, or other validations." -Jonny Moseley
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#25
January 21st, 2006
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..um, i'm more interested in knowing about item #20 Eric
 it must preceed #21 for a pretty good reason! 13. it's a toss up between my new watch from Mark , a noseclip, ponytail bands, lipgloss, french vanilla cap from Tim Horton's, or my cozy bunnyhug and touque...
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Brianna ~~*~~ "She waits inside the pause. Inside her. Now. This very moment. Now. She takes rapidly the air, in gulfs, in preparation for the distances to come. The pause ends." - Theresa Hak Kyung Cha Last edited by iceselkie; January 21st, 2006 at 23:08.
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#26
January 23rd, 2006
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13. Porn
or if there are ladies present: French Arthouse Movies...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#27
January 23rd, 2006
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#28
January 23rd, 2006
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I've never wanted to be a stuffed animal more than I do right now!!!!!
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#29
January 23rd, 2006
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a bunnyhug=hoodie=sweatshirt with a hood, and a touque is a knitted or fleece hat. i've never taken a stuffie diving with me, though i hear there are some that do
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Brianna ~~*~~ "She waits inside the pause. Inside her. Now. This very moment. Now. She takes rapidly the air, in gulfs, in preparation for the distances to come. The pause ends." - Theresa Hak Kyung Cha
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#30
January 24th, 2006
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Shhhh! - Oh, stuffed ANIMAL! I thought you said stuffed wetsuit! 
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