Pool Pervert

[Morg]

Originally Posted by Poida

My step daughter and I joined a gym. The treadmills were facing the entrance to the lady's change rooms. You shoulda seen some of those hot bods leaving the gym for a shower.

No word of a lie, during the year I must of fallen off those bloody treadmills at least 4 times.

At that time I had done a lot of running so I had the treadmills going at a fair rate.

I was so captivated with one chick I just topped running and the treadmill spat me out the back, but mostly I couldn't concentrate on my running and started running off centre until I hit the part of the treadmill on the side that doesn't move then I head butted the front panel.

My step daughter couldn't wait for me to use the treadmills and then pick out the babes for me, "Look at that one!!" and wait for the result.

I didn't exactly perv on them, as it's hard to perv on someone when your face down on a treadmill.

Thats hilarious...

That reminds me of what happened to my sister when we were visiting a resort.

My father, sister and I were checking out the weight room and we were very small at the time. Well we were checking everything out when we hear a treadmill start up. I look over to see my sister starting to walk slowly then start to run. After about 15 seconds I hear the treadmill really kick it into high gear. Well my sister not having the best logic but is very book smart. She decided to stand on the side parts (the part that doesn't move) and wait until she got it going to a particular speed then simply jump on. All I remember hearing was a small scream then WAMB!!! It was good that there was a wall directly behind the treadmill because she could have really hurt herself if there was some dumbells there or something.

[DeepThought]

Since we're talking about threadmill accidents...
My mother used to do stretches on the threadmill, control pannel being treated as a bar to put her leg on. One time her leg pressed the wrong buttons and it started working - overstretched muscle, had to take it easy for two weeks.
Yes I know, it wasn't very smart but mothers are always surprised when thecnology doesn't read their minds.

[Morg]

Originally Posted by DeepThought

Since we're talking about threadmill accidents...
My mother used to do stretches on the threadmill, control pannel being treated as a bar to put her leg on. One time her leg pressed the wrong buttons and it started working - overstretched muscle, had to take it easy for two weeks.
Yes I know, it wasn't very smart but mothers are always surprised when thecnology doesn't read their minds.

Hahah thats funny.

Also about people pervin on you when I was in the pool last night there was this guy that kept watching my friend and I. He would just sit on the 2nd floor and watch us like we were going to do something wrong.

Whenever people sit and watch me like that I feel very owkward.

I can see where he is coming from because once we walked into the change room we noticed someone was in there and he had pretty much hot boxed the entire changeroom (Small room). We walked in and it was clear that he was smoking pot in there.

[unirdna]

Originally Posted by Poida

it's hard to perv on someone when your face down on a treadmill.

Ahh, but you are neglecting an important aspect of the "perv". For there is an upside to social ineptness, and it manifests itself as a strong affiliation with "The Force". Just because they can't see you doesn't mean they aren't looking.

http://gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk/bl...WARS.NERDS.wmv

[DeepThought]

They can also bend reality with their minds!
I see your star wars nerds-fest and raise you with this:

Fear of Girls©

[unirdna]

LOL

"I'm currently courting a las. She could be my Leia" ROFL

I'll have to dig hard to trump that one.

[Poida]

If its the smelly alkie with the big purple nose with open pores sitting in the corner of your office commenting on your normally "seamless derriere appearance " (yes, we have one of those in our office, and yes, it did say that to me once)
then... - it's pretty nasty!

My point exactly Ms Sands. Your complaint wasn't that he was perving or being suggestive, you're complaining that he was ugly!

Now if a spunk rat like me was in your office and said something like that, you'd have goose bumps.

[unirdna]

Originally Posted by Poida

My point exactly Ms Sands. Your complaint wasn't that he was perving or being suggestive, you're complaining that he was ugly!

I think "creepy" is a more fitting word. Creepy, shiftless men are one thing that all women can sense. And this isn't just the toads. I have a buddy that is 2 meters tall, and solid muscle. But, the ladies know to stay clear (and they would be right). It's not how a man looks. It's how a man looks at a woman.

It is said that a woman knows within 10 minutes of meeting a man if she will ever sleep with him. Although I disagree with this comment, I do believe that within 10 minutes of meeting a man, a woman knows if she will NEVER sleep with him. It is beneficial for a man to pick up on this vibe as to keep from wasting precious time and resources chasing false hope.

Any man who can't engage in casual conversation, then spings a "damn, you a fine bitch" comment has serious social issues, not to mention very lazy.

[Any civilized man knows that] Courting a women is a hunt. You have to be patient; study; understand how she thinks. You need to be subtle and know when to back off (or abandon or retreat). It's a dance, and it's actually quite fun.

"Mr. Creepy Smurf Nose" opts to go about it by carpet bombing the entire area, hoping he "gets one". This scatters all the women and puts them on edge; severly disrupting the "real" hunt.

But, what do I know?.....I'm married.

[Poida]

C'mon Unirda, you gotta understand how a woman thinks? You've gotta be in fantasy land.

But I agree with you hunting women is a sport, like hunting any other animal. You have to lure them into a trap and then gently close the door behind them so they are enveloped in your manly charms and unable to escape your charisma. Who's in fantasy land now?

[DeepThought]

You can charm with your charisma or chum with alcohol.

[Adrian]

How sweet of the women to let us think we are the hunters. Oh the male ego!

[unirdna]

It's comforting to delusion ourselves into thinking we might have a bit of control over this "thing".

[samdive]

It is said that a woman knows within 10 minutes of meeting a man if she will ever sleep with him. Although I disagree with this comment, I do believe that within 10 minutes of meeting a man, a woman knows if she will NEVER sleep with him. It is beneficial for a man to pick up on this vibe as to keep from wasting precious time and resources chasing false hope.

ten minutes? that long?????

[BatRay]

More like ten seconds .

[Polystigma]

Originally Posted by unirdna

[Any civilized man knows that] Courting a women is a hunt. You have to be patient; study; understand how she thinks. You need to be subtle and know when to back off (or abandon or retreat). It's a dance, and it's actually quite fun.

Damn so that where I went wrong! I usually just whip out my.......Oh never mind. I don't think we "men" will ever understand how women think. Even when you think you have her figured out , she throws you a curve ball. Thats one thing you can count on.